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Baby is a bad-ass!

Every year I include one of Kyle’s school pictures with the Christmas cards I send to distant friends and relatives. Of course, I’ve also had to print pics of Erin the last 2 years. As I started filling out the cards this year, I started looking through my one million and two photographs for a picture of Erin and Kyle. Turns out I have no recent photos of the two of them together. In fact, I don’t even have a good shot of Erin that I want to print. So last night I pulled out my camera in the hopes of getting a nice photo of Erin in front of the Christmas tree. It didn’t happen and I don’t want to talk about it. This morning, while Erin was eating her breakfast, I noticed my camera on the table. Buoyed by a good night’s sleep and a fresh cup of coffee, I tried again. Hey, remember this baby? You could just tell she was gonna be trouble. Well, this morning I think she start throwing gang signs at me! and when I continued to shoot pictures she started mad-doggin’ me something fierce! I’m wicked scared…

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A: It’s worse.

or: How to lose 10 lbs and 1 week of your life!Now before you go and sign yourself up, make sure you are reading that correctly. Yes, you will lose the 10 pounds within the stated 1 week, but you are also going to lose that week. As in: Work? You won’t be there. Sorry boss. Plans already made? You won’t even have a chance to cancel them. You can apologize later. Family? Well, hopefully there is someone at home who can work the can opener. And they have pictures to remember you by right? You can catch up on everything you missed at the end of the week.Still sounding good to you? Man, you ain’t right. First off, alarm bells should have been going off at “10 lbs in 1 week”, that is not healthy weight loss. Ok, what about this: you can not schedule this little “time out” from your life. It will strike randomly, probably at the most inopportune time cause that just how life rolls. It will roll on – without you.Haven’t lost you yet I see. Time to tell you what this is gonna cost you. Because nothing in life is free baby and this…

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