I am sharing Kyle’s memories with you because frankly I’m a little concerned. Things start out well enough…
My mom is special because she is a great artist. She sketched a wonderful picture of me. She has done so many very pretty painting. My mom is the best artist. That’s why my mom is special.
My mom is happy when she is at the mall. I remember when my mom was happy at the mall because she was shopping. She looks at everything. I hate the mall. Thats why mom is happy.
I remember a funny time with my mom. Once when I went to give her a hug she stretched and her hand hit me on the face. We hugged, then talked about my soreness. Then we laughed and I left. That was a funny time.
But I am laughing again as I type so I guess that works.
My mom always says “Clean your room!” She says that because it’s a mess. She says this so much it’s scary. I listen to her because I have to. It annoys me so much I scream.
Thanks mom for all that you do. You help with reading and you take me on vacation. Thanks for everything that you do like make dinner and buy food and drive me to school. You do lots of stuff for me thanks.
Unless Chris is around and then I am dead to him.
Meanest Mom Ever! I’ve still got it.
I think I’ll use this as the content of the “About Me” section.
Elfini – all about the peace, love, and cheerios…
and eager to knock your block off!
2 thoughts on “Mixed messages”
I suppose somebody ought to call Child Protective Services…
Might as well be me…
Damn Dawn. How come you’re so creative and funny? How come I can’t be too?
Hey – I gotta give all the “creative and funny” credits for this entry to Kyle! I couldn’t have done it without him. We’ll be the first bad-ass mommy and son blogging team.