Once upon a time – last week – the 5th graders watched “the video”. You know the one I’m talking about, the health video for boys and girls on “puberty and their changing bodies”. Oh joy. Consequently Chris and Kyle have been talking. Discussions about erections, birth-control, and wet dreams. I meanwhile have been sitting in the corner with my fingers in my ears singing lalalalalala. Erin joins in with her Tibetan monk chanting and then my head implodes. The end.
1 thought on “A Tale of the Queen of deNile”
Tell Chris to have the “there comes a time where you wash your own sheets” talk. Nothing makes a boy learn laundry like the shame of a venal sin that won’t be denied.